I make over $200k per year and I still don’t want a Harley – what’s wrong with me?

I can afford one, so obviously I’m not jealous about not having one. My significant other never “ran off with a biker” so it’s not that. I’ve ridden them before, so I do understand. And, from what I’ve been told on more than one occassion, I am a real man. So I pass all the cliche tests of what supposedly is required (according to many of the Harley guys on Yahoo Answers) and yet I still don’t want one. According to the requirements set forth by all the Harley guys, I should be unloading all sorts of cash at the Harley dealer and riding home on 800 pounds of underpowered chrome. For some reason I’d rather ride my BMW. Can someone please tell me what my problem is?

You must have sand in your cooch….

Restoring a Shovelhead Harley Electraglide